Buster decides to raise some money but he falls asleep at every job. IT’S A FUCKING THEME PARK MADE OF FOOD! SPECIFICALLY PIZZA!įor the grand opening, there is will be a pizza eating contest and the winner will get basically get free pizza for the rest of their lives at any Paula’s Pizzeria.īuster asks his mom but she says tickets and hotels are too expensive. Married to a Backstreet Boy because she is blackmailing him)īuster: mattress tester (new host of Man vs Food.)Īrthur never states his destiny so I’ll just say that he’s going to keep being awesome.Ī commercial comes on Pizza Paula’s Pizza Land and I’m not going to lie to you: that place is popping. Muffy: end world hunger after she retires from being a fabulous fashion designer (be Olivia Pope in Scandal except not sympathetic because you should never ever give Muffy power. I will tell you what they said and in parentheses, what theirs really will be.įrancine: win a gold medal on the Olympic hockey team (win a gold medal for being a giant bitch)īrain: discover origin of the universe (basically live out The Big Bang Theory except he is Sheldon) What do young children watch these days? I feel so out of it and I am 19 years old and writing recaps about a children’s television show.Īrthur asks the group what they think their destiny is. Man, don’t these kids have like iCarly to watch or something? I don’t know. Buster and I are one.Īt Casa de Read, the kids are watching a documentary about the first man on the moon or something. I have to note that Buster is smoking a pipe but bubbles come out and when I saw him do that, my first thought was, “I could really go for some crack right about now.”īuster explains that sleep is important because it keeps us physically fit and rests your brains and shows a video of him proving these facts–except really he only caught the soccer goal because he wanted to use it as a pillow and he was lucky that Ratburn was asking what sound a boar makes as he snorted in his sleep.Īnyway, as his lecture ends, Buster falls asleep again and I think that Buster might be doing some harder drugs than just the pot I claim he does.Īrthur says that next week Buster’s lecture will be on eating after sleeping.Įating and sleeping. I have to admit, I was partly putting this off because I thought it was the Andy one and I didn’t want to touch that yet.Īnyway, in the opening Arthur introduces Buster who is going to talk to us about a very important topic: sleep. Also I will be enclosing a crappy poem I wrote in the middle of class. Well, she didn’t say it like that but I am pretending she did so I am motivated to write this recap. So get in the habit of writing everyday!” And next thing you know, you’ll be emailing me about how you don’t write anymore and all you have are your broken, broken dreams. Your lazy asses have to get in the habit of writing because in the real world, there are no deadlines. Write a fucking piece of shit for all I care. If all of you motherfuckers claim to be writers, then you gotta WRITE. It’s been the usual: school, work, laziness, all the shows are back, crippling fear of the future ahead and the loneliness that will no doubt accompany it.Īnd then my writing professor was like, “Listen, you little poser shits. Hey everyone! Sorry I haven’t been posting a lot.
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